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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! (written by Tony Evans )

Knock-knock! Who's there? Boo! "Boo" who? Don't cry; it's only a joke! (written by Jenny Smith )

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. (written by Jenny Smith )

Knock knock! Who's there? Mustache! Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later (written by Tony Evans )

How may Lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? (written by Tony Evans )

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! (written by Jazza )

Why did the developer break up with the Markdown file?
There was just no emotional emphasis in the relationship, and too many asterisks. (written by Jazza )

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up. (written by Jazza )

Esit me! (written by Jazza )

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (written by Jazza )

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. (written by Jazza )

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. (written by Jazza )